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Blog Post 9: My little pony gif.

Bronies! Check out this My Little Pony gif.

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Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson: A review

Hi. I know I’ve been promising you a review of this book for a while and its just taken me soo long to read, 600 pages is a mofo to read through. Anyways, Im done and I can finally bring you my review on this book. First off ,the book cover.

That is the dopest book cover in the history of book covers! It shows Steve Jobs in his full frame, himself with nothing else whatsoever. Its clear that this is his book, its his autobiography and he looks cool. This book will entice you to open up the cover and read from the book because of that album cover, man is it dope!!!

Of course, there cant be just a cover, there has to be pages and as we open the page, we see one of the best images of Steve.

That is a really good image of him looking at his Apple Cinema Display monitor while his family is on it, just shows how much of a Steve Jobs family guy Steve Jobs really is! Unlike all you haters who say that steve jobs is a heartless pos. Look at this picture and tell me if he’s heartless, he’s not because he clearly has a family and hes looking at it.

Now the book is well typed and well prsented. The words there are big but not to big so you can go in and read it and every word is easy to read. Don’t be scared, go in… Every chapter details a part of his life, from his childhood to his Apple first computer to how he became the hustler he is today. Steve jobs is one of my idols, he can sell anything and creat things people never even thoght of yet. I swear he ahs a superbrain of some sort that can predict the future, he is that brilliant! One time he throught of the iPad when no one else thought of it and he became a success instantaniously, now how can you explain that?

THis book goes into vivid detail about his business and how he did it and while alot of peopel may say that Steve was mean and viciious; it had to be done. he was a bussiness man he had to get business done no matter what. That meant getting rido f the fat and making the pople work twice as hard. Sure, it made him look bad but he made apple successful. you think that other people didnt do it to their companies; he loved the company, he loved to make products that people didnt even thought of yet and he made them by being who he is today. so what if people called him a dick, he certainly is successful for what he does.

I also love the depth he went into his companie. I mean this this was his baby, he spent his entire life there and he built it up from the ground up. He didn’t even care how hed look because he was Steve, he just went in there and did his Apple thingmaking devices and earning tons of money. He even went in there and built Mac OS X which is the greatest OS in the history of OSes and he turned the Mac around and made it into the brilliant product it is today. The book doesnt make him out to be god, it just tells it as it is. and because of that the book is interesting to read because were getting steve jobs, the family man hustler guy!

Steve Jobs is an interesting man, he makes anything into a success. He even managed to get into disney and save that too, he’s a savior for anything! I love the mans guts and I love him even more because of this book, which goes super indepth in a way no book goes before. Thisll make you love steve jobs even more and if you don’t like him after this then don’t you think You’re a dick for hating on Steve Jobs. Nobody can deny that he’s the ultimately husler, and my word is bond on that!

And now one last picture to close us out.

Blog post 8: Sealab 2021.

That is all…

Blog post 7: A joke.

Officer: Freeze, you’re under arrest!
Culprit: But why?
Officer: Because you’re Mr. Freeze.
Culprit: Oh…

Just watched Moral Orel.

And I don’t know how to describe it, it just freaks me out. I’ve watched it due to someone telling me that it contains a lot of black humor (which I just love) and I dont think the creators of the show even know whats funny, there is just so many things that are disturbing. I mean a lady doing something that no human would do, ehh. I don’t even want to talk about Moral’s dad who’s basiclaly an unfuny jerk who sucks all the humor out the room and that episode where Moral didn’t even appear; that is just shocking. The creators should of never been allowed to make this!!!

I don’t know if I can recover from this, I mean the images are like burned in my mind. I don’t know. I don’t know…

Why I love the Blackberry.

Hi. I know you heard me talking stuff about an apple well you’ll be surprsied to know that I don’t own an iphone but a Blackberry. Shocker! Yes, my phone is the blackberry and it’s a good phone; see I have a super important job and my job requires me to have a blackberry so this is why I have it. Ive been using it since forever so I know my away around the Blackberry tree, lol! First off is the design of the phone, I mean it just looks so cool. you show it to someone and theyll be mighty impressed at your status of it, it looks like its business therefore it means business and if you’re not convinced, here’s a picture!

Doesnt it look like it means business. There are so many things I love about it, I love the super easy interface that allows me to browse the interface super easy. there has been so many times where I had to read an email and I just did some things and bam! I read my email. This thing is boss for email, I can configure it and I can get all of my email that my job requires me to have. It allows me to send emails super easy and get my business done on time. Plus the other stuff it can do is so cool, I can browse the web with it, I can use it as a GPS, I can even type a novel on this thing, it’s amazing. It’s very eganomic too, I can press the buttons and not break a sweat, other phones may give you cramps or make you feel uncomfortable. Not the blackberry!

People have been saying that the Blackberries are bad, that other phones are better. Well I’m here to clear that up, I’ve played with the iPhone and I played with a new Samsung phone and while they’re better then the Blackberry, the blackberry is still the beast. Why, because I have it, it’s boss and it’s my job. There are other phones out there but nothing can beat the blackberry. Nothing…

Now to relax my hands from typing on my Blackberry.

Blog post 6: My ode to black humor.

Uh-huh…

Oh black humor so wonderfully black.
People always wondering what the hell is that.
With your subdued demeanor and your serious looks.
Talking about stuff that give people the look.
People can never truly understand.
But I can completely understand.
I love it, every bone is as black as my body.
The disturbing images always just rocks me.
I can’t stop laughing at this stuff.
Even though I should feel bad and stuff.
I guess I love hell & death more then other people.
And my understanding of black humor is far from mid-evil.
I guess a lot of people will never appreciate you.
But there are some people that just love you.