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Blog post 17: It is cold outside.

Posted in jokes, posts, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on 04/01/2012 by handsomeoptimus

Well it is…

So anybody know of this movie?

Posted in 80s, jokes, posts, serious, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 04/01/2012 by handsomeoptimus

It’s called Harry and the Hendersons and it contains this bearded creature named Harry who reminds me of someone that I know. Check the clip!

Isn’t that funny. Harry is funny, especially since he looks like that one guy. I just laugh whenever I think of Him.

Blog post 16: Yet another joke

Posted in jokes, posts, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on 04/01/2012 by handsomeoptimus

Guy: Hi
Lady: Do you know where your mother is?
Guy: She’s dead.
Lady: Oh, okay then…

Blog post 14: Another spongebob gif.

Posted in jokes, posts, spongebob, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on 04/01/2012 by handsomeoptimus

Hi, heres another spongebob gif!

That is all…

Dimitri Martin stole my thing!

Posted in poems, serious, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 04/01/2012 by handsomeoptimus

Back in 2003 I came up with “Toy Story 2 was OK” and it was based off a friends post and Ive been using it ever since. But now I look around and I see this and this!

How dare they do that, how dare Dimitri Martin steal my thing. That was my thing! I came up with that thing first! I should be credited for it, me, the person who came up with it! I demand someone go up to Comedy Central land and tell Dimitri Martin that “Toy Story 2 was Okay” was mine and that they should remove all signs of it from existence. I am the originator of the name, me me me!!!

ATHF is the best show ever!

Posted in athf, jokes, posts, serious, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 04/01/2012 by handsomeoptimus

It’s like a masterpiece when it comes to animated shows, the end all when it comes to humor. There are like lot of episodes that sow this, its just soo surreal and funny; like this exchange.

I can’t explain it to you, you just have to watch. It’s so funny! It contains this guy and hes trying to raise a chicken and the people are confused and its just so funny!!! Laugh out loud. Revolutionary, genius!

It also contains a lot of funny characters. These characters like appear out of nowhere and they make funny mooments, like the mooninites, which you see below.

So funny. But the thing I love most about the show is the dark humor, I mean it has some of the most twisted, shocking images you will see in a while. Seriously! You’ll be trying to get to sleep after seeing those images.

I havent found a youtube video about that but it is there and if you focus enough then youll find the twisted dark humor.

I can’t state how much I love this show, its my favorite show ever! There are so many words that can’t describe this show, you have to see it!

Blog post 13: A joke

Posted in jokes, posts, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on 04/01/2012 by handsomeoptimus

Guy #1: What do you call a revolutionary?
Guy #2: I don’t know, what?
Guy #1: I forgot.

Blog post 7: A joke.

Posted in jokes, posts, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on 03/31/2012 by handsomeoptimus

Officer: Freeze, you’re under arrest!
Culprit: But why?
Officer: Because you’re Mr. Freeze.
Culprit: Oh…

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